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7/26/2012 11:13:00 PM
WASHINGTON, District of Congo -- Barack Hussein Obama is creating a
new orifice to bolster education of Africoon-Americoon pickaninnies.
The HNIC says the new Commissar of Coons will coordinate the work of
coonmunities and zoologists to try and 'smarten' up Africoon-Americoon
nigglets.
Barack is announcing his erection-year initiative Wednesday night in a
TelePrompted rant to the racist group the National Nignog League as he
seeks to rally fecal colored faggot voters. AIDs say his Executive
Dictate, to be signed Thursday, will set a goal of producing "a more
effective coontinuum" of programs for Africoon-Americon critters.