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Ot: How to tell if you are a piece of excrement?

Lutemann

8/20/2011 7:50:00 PM

Here’s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
Simply answer this question.

“If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
one month’s time due to a high negative growth rate?”

If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.
9 Answers

edspyhill01

8/21/2011 2:20:00 AM

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"Lutemann" <lutemann@aol.com> wrote in message
news:55a79456-08c6-4469-a850-8339395ad785@q5g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
Here?s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
Simply answer this question.

?If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
one month?s time due to a high negative growth rate??

If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.


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My answer is "no".

Wollybird

8/21/2011 3:27:00 AM

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On Aug 20, 9:20 pm, "Ed S." <edspyhil...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Lutemann" <lutem...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:55a79456-08c6-4469-a850-8339395ad785@q5g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
> Here’s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
> Simply answer this question.
>
> “If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
> at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
> one month’s time due to a high negative growth rate?”
>
> If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.
>
> =====================================================
>
> My answer is "no".

people in their 20's and 30's tend to be excrement. in your 50's you
usually have all the shit you can use, so you loan your money to young
people. I guess that makes you an enabler, but tecnically not a piece
of shit. I have kids in college, though. That might make me excrement
for the next two years. I should disenroll them now, I'm sure they
will understand when I explain it to them.

Wollybird

8/21/2011 3:46:00 AM

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On Aug 20, 10:26 pm, wollybird <wollyb...@frontiernet.net> wrote:
> On Aug 20, 9:20 pm, "Ed S." <edspyhil...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > "Lutemann" <lutem...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> >news:55a79456-08c6-4469-a850-8339395ad785@q5g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...
> > Here’s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
> > Simply answer this question.
>
> > “If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
> > at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
> > one month’s time due to a high negative growth rate?”
>
> > If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.
>
> > =====================================================
>
> > My answer is "no".
>
> people in their 20's and 30's tend to be excrement. in your 50's you
> usually have all the shit you can use, so you loan your money to young
> people. I guess that makes you an enabler, but tecnically not a piece
> of shit. I have kids in college, though. That might make me excrement
> for the next two years. I should disenroll them now, I'm sure they
> will understand when I explain it to them.

unless I get sick. Then it back to shittsville. Oh well

Lutemann

8/21/2011 12:04:00 PM

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On Aug 20, 10:46 pm, wollybird <wollyb...@frontiernet.net> wrote:
> On Aug 20, 10:26 pm, wollybird <wollyb...@frontiernet.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Aug 20, 9:20 pm, "Ed S." <edspyhil...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > "Lutemann" <lutem...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> > >news:55a79456-08c6-4469-a850-8339395ad785@q5g2000yqj.googlegroups.com....
> > > Here’s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
> > > Simply answer this question.
>
> > > “If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
> > > at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
> > > one month’s time due to a high negative growth rate?”
>
> > > If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.
>
> > > =====================================================
>
> > > My answer is "no".
>
> > people in their 20's and 30's tend to be excrement. in your 50's you
> > usually have all the shit you can use, so you loan your money to young
> > people. I guess that makes you an enabler, but tecnically not a piece
> > of shit. I have kids in college, though. That might make me excrement
> > for the next two years. I should disenroll them now, I'm sure they
> > will understand when I explain it to them.
>
> unless I get sick. Then it back to shittsville. Oh well- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Of course I'm only kidding here, but the main problem with the free
market system is that it depends on on a certain amount of growth.
If people became less mterialistic or even decided that Christmas is
stupid (which it is) we would enter a depression. Guess what, you
can't live like that. Continuous growth is not sustainable in any
case.

Jonathan (not from Cleveland)

8/21/2011 5:59:00 PM

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On 8/20/2011 2:49 PM, Lutemann wrote:
> Here?s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
> Simply answer this question.
>
> ?If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
> at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
> one month?s time due to a high negative growth rate??
>
> If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.

When you say "our" economy, are you talking about the USA?
There are plenty of mineral deposits, rainforests and cheap labor pools
in the third world that we can pillage for some time to come.
I doubt whether anyone in this newsgroup would qualify.
I think it would probably take a billionaire to fit your definition.

Your challenge would be more interesting if you said "world" instead of USA.
Who knows...
You might even qualify if you use air conditioning in the summer :)

Steve Freides

8/21/2011 7:23:00 PM

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Lutemann wrote:

> Of course I'm only kidding here

We never know with you - that's part of what's frightening.

-S-

Wollybird

8/21/2011 8:20:00 PM

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On Aug 20, 2:49 pm, Lutemann <lutem...@aol.com> wrote:
> Here’s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
> Simply answer this question.
>
> “If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
> at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
> one month’s time due to a high negative growth rate?”
>
> If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.

here you go Lutie:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/21/mitt-romney-la-jolla-home_n_932462..html?ncid=edlinkusao...

Lutemann

8/21/2011 9:26:00 PM

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On Aug 21, 12:59 pm, Jonathan <gosto.do.vio...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 8/20/2011 2:49 PM, Lutemann wrote:
>
> > Here s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
> > Simply answer this question.
>
> > If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
> > at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
> > one month s time due to a high negative growth rate?
>
> > If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.
>
> When you say "our" economy, are you talking about the USA?
> There are plenty of mineral deposits, rainforests and cheap labor pools
> in the third world that we can pillage for some time to come.
> I doubt whether anyone in this newsgroup would qualify.
> I think it would probably take a billionaire to fit your definition.
>
> Your challenge would be more interesting if you said "world" instead of USA.
> Who knows...
> You might even qualify if you use air conditioning in the summer :)

Our economy depends on a certain amount of growth. I probably consume
half of what the typical American consumes. Do the math.

Lutemann

8/21/2011 9:28:00 PM

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On Aug 21, 3:20 pm, wollybird <wollyb...@frontiernet.net> wrote:
> On Aug 20, 2:49 pm, Lutemann <lutem...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > Here’s a simple test you can take to see if you are a piece of shit.
> > Simply answer this question.
>
> > “If everyone in the USA were to consume goods, services and resources
> > at the same rate that you do, would our economy completely collapse
> > one month’s time due to a high negative growth rate?”
>
> > If the answer to this question is no, then you are a piece of shit.
>
> here you go Lutie:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/21/mitt-romney-la-jol......

Old Mitt, the quintessential piece of shit.