Dänk 42Ø
6/15/2016 11:28:00 PM
Deep down inside, I think most Americans were hoping for a spectacular
airplane crash, preferably ones with celebrities aboard, to get CNN to
shut up about the Orlando shooting. Fortunately (in a sick sense), we
got only one death -- a kid eaten by an alligator at Disney World.
CNN journalists [sic] will now be asking hard questions such as whether
the alligator was a member of a domestic terrorist group, whether he
had an alligator license and, if so, how was he able to obtain one?
Did he undergo a background check? Was he on a government watchlist?
Why are alligators even legal in Florida at all? Does eating a kid
make him a pedophile?